Thursday, September 5, 2013

CO Mile High Power Rankings - Week 1



1. Coming From Behind
Being coherent for more than an hour to play two games, losing miserably and then managing to come from behind to take the win against You're Killing Me Balls? Well played, CFB, well played. This gave you a 1,000 pts for the win this week, but that's including a 500 pt deduction for the flippy cup debacle against Pretty Boy Floyd who showed you up. We'll be expecting better drinking skills later in the season.
2. Disco Ninjas
Sneak attack from the daring new warriors; cleaning house at the flippy tables makes them the team to beat on and off the field. Careful though, they're stealthy.
3. GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL
Coming out in the first week to drop the hammer so hard, Judge Joe Brown crapped his pants. New team with vets and stranger danger... we're excited to see how this team comes together over the next few weeks. Oh, and they're good at Flippy.

4.The Peep Show
Mark finally pitched like a champ for the majority of the game, but serious props go to whoever that girl was that caught everything... keep her. They also managed to scrape together a team for flippy, so extra 900 pts.
5. Pretty Boy Floyd
Due to positive attitudes and a stellar showing at the flippy tables for a win against Flipadelphia, they get bonus points. Cap'n Hayden was quoted as saying "Can you tell blue skies from pain, can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? Yeah? Well, we'll win next time!" I think she was drunk.

6. Truffle Shuffle
Sure, you won against CFB 12-4, but just think about that for a minute. Step up your defense and maybe play a little flip-cup. I'm disappointed in you.

7.   Flipadelphia!
200 pts for liking flip-cup so much.

8. You're Killing Me Balls!
That color may really bring out those beautiful eyes, but not a single showing at Flippy? That's more disheartening than the loss to CFB, who obviously blinded you with their Unnecessary Secksiness. GET FOCUSED... You need a stronger game face to pull ahead this season!

9. Ballzagna
Lasagna lovers, sexual innuendo? Who knows?

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