Sorry it's taken a while to write but my editor keeps me busy getting his/her coffee, and hormone therapy pills. Ugh hate this job...
Friday kickball! Wow! The collision of the greatest game and the biggest boozers I ever seen. These people have no shame......I like it.
1. Yahtzee 2-2. How have they lost two games !? Led by the amazing Jen Monty, this team looks like they'll take it all this season. If the sprinkler system doesn't scare them away.
The Second Coming 3-1. Where do they get these names? The second coming of what.....my puke.....my editor's screams for more lotion......the burrito Captain Raymond Bryant had for lunch? These are the questions I intend to explore!
Back in Black 2-2. Led by the 8th wonder of the world, sexiest woman alive, and the #3 best kickballer in Denver.........Jeff "J3/ I ref with my eyes closed" Cornetet. This is the pluckiest, most spirited, and prettiest bunch of misfits I ever seen play the game. Though controversy surrounds this team stemming from accusations of illegal trades, ball smuggling, and the captain's alleged time in a Central American reffing school.
CFB 1-3. So my source heard from a friend who heard from someone, who was in the bathroom, next door to the yelling from the window to the wall...wait what? Whatever! The once glorious and blacked out CFB was illegally dismantled due to Deer Antler Spray abuse. Left with a few core members, a 12 pack, and the Block Rocker, the team rages without the Chairman/ Champ David, (on a quest to find his manhood) spiritual leader Lydia, and Tutu Master Brenda. This team has seen more lineup changes than season 17 of the Power Rangers.
