Wednesday, July 18, 2012

CO Recess Flip Cup Power Rankings (Week 6)

The Sport of Kings. America's Game. The Game Where You Only Remember The First Hour. There are many pseudonyms for Flip Cup -- but if you call it Boats, go back to where you came from because that's simply not acceptable. The men and women who play this game are the definition of champions, and everyone knows CO Recess does it better than all the rest.

1. Mile High Riptide (119-80-4) - The Tide are dominant on the flip cup table and on the kickball field, often known to celebrate with some sort of annoying clapping cheer that makes ears bleed.

2. Sit On My Base (110-89-3) - This determined squad uses intimidation to get into the heads of its opponents, though it reportedly steals ringers from other teams.

3. The Peeps Show (109-90-3) - If you're passed out face-first in your shepherd's pie and don't know who won the latest match, just listen for the inevitable CHIRP CHIRP.

4. Pink Tacos (100-95-1) - These tasty treats seem to be everyone's favorite team to play, probably because they're so damn good-looking.

5. Late Night Lay Ups (95-99-5) - Rapidly becoming respectable. Other teams might even start challenging them before they're desperate at 1:35 a.m.

6. Codfather's Kickballers (90-105-2) - When they field a full team, they can be dangerous.

7. The Most Interesting Balls (85-110-1) - They have only one direction to go, and there's only one way to get there: drink more beer.

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