WAKA Denver Week 6

Week 6 CO Recess Recaps

Mile High Riptide:

Even with the weather hotter than a Pink Taco, Riptide suited up ready to save some balls (FYI:superhero material is not breathable). Armed with capes and tassels, we flew past the competition...no really, I swear we flew...right, Fancy pants? Patrick "Save A Kickball, Ride A Cowboy" Dahnert, managed to kick several homers while wearing a cowboy hat, then sat several innings on IR, then almost burst Captain's ear drum, then complained about Captain not playing him, then kicked more homers, and then...?

Meanwhile back at the ranch (in this case bar): Co-captain Andrew "Everybody Clap Your Hands" Mueesen made a valiant solo effort versus "The Bitches" on the flip cup table (don't worry Curry, when I say bitches I am including you), but "The Bitches" took the survivor win -- Patrick, can you remind us of the record again?  Adam "tap tap tap it in" Putnik...well, I'd just like to thank you for your brilliance, that's all.

The Pink Tacos:

PINK TACOS vs. LNLU

Each week the Pink Tacos get better and better and yet seem to have less and less TACOS show up.  Funny how that works.  Not everyone is ready to don the PINK and look extra sexy in a trucker hat, but those that pass the initiation live to tell tales of dominance on the field, slappin the mighty bag, and falling on their ass in a Nacho Libre costume.  The life of a PINK TACO ain't for everyone!  We also had some of the sexiest costumes and gave Captain. Fancy Pants a run for her money!  The true battle was back at Scruffy's where WAKA hasn't seen such domination on the Flip Cup table since the Boston T-Bag party of 1999.  WE CAME.  WE FLIPPED.  WE WANT A REMATCH WITH RIPTIDE!!!

IF YOU AIN'T PINK, YOU STINK!!!

The Codfather’s Kickballers: 
Codfather's kickballers faced the chirping peeps in a defensive battle.  With strong pitching and fielding on both sides, the game drew on, with the kickballers eventually facing their first shutout of the season…

Sit on My Base: 
Geez we played high mile! We setup up  a long con game, where we were gonna let them think we were losing big time by letting the score a ton of runs on us and get them tired....but they called mercy rule.....what the heck is mercy rule? I want a hammer time rule, too legit to quit!

At flip cup. We had a much better record then the week before!!! Booooo yaaaaaaa! nuff said yo

Teams that were too busy playing flip cup and/or curing cancer to write into the GMOT: 

The Peeps Show

The Most Interesting Balls in the World

Late Night Layups

CO Mile High Week 6 Recaps 

Stu Gotz

This one-year-old rivalry always lives up to the hype.  Over a span of four games, including the summer 2011 championship and the spring 2012 semifinals, Your Mom has outscored STU GOTZ by only two runs…total…both walkoff game-winners during their last at-bats. The only regular season matchup prior to Friday’s game was a tie. This time, Your Mom jumped out to a huge 5-1 lead heading into the bottom of the sixth and final inning. Golden got the rally started and eventually came home, but with two outs and a score of 5-2 the game was all but over. Then Ryan “The Sexiest Hero This Side Of The Platte” Barno stepped to the plate. With two runners on, he booted a home run to right center that tied the game. STU GOTZ, already loud and obnoxious, exploded in celebration. Sadly the game ended with the next kicker and no extra innings were allowed, resulting in another $%^&ing tie. See you in the playoffs, Your Mom. P.S. We’re still in First Place. Suckers.

Coming From Behind Part 2: The Reach Around

The Orange Crush AKA Coming From Behind 2 The Reach Around! rolled into Cuernevaca Park like a boss bumping Beastie Boys and full of Tequila and beer from a pre game pep rally courtesy of our gracious host Dave "The Champ". Our awesomeness was recognized by some of the members from Stu Gotz as they joined us in our pre game victory party. Keith "S.O.M.D" Stone showed up and provided some valuable offense and of course by being sooooo smooth we had some lookers on the side line cheering us on.  Defense was solid only allowing 1 run and the unsafe mixture of 4 loko, Tequila, Whiskey, and brewskies proved we were drunker then the drunken monkeys on the way to a double digit victory!!!

The raging continued late into the evening with the orangy dancing the night away.

Cap's note: Ohhh Yeah!

Drinkers With a Kicking Problem

DWAK sadly didn’t have good luck when rolling the Dice in this last game. Our opponents the purple

team or known as Dice was able to take us down one by one in each inning. We were finally able to get 2

Ducks home in the 3rd inning, but we came up short with Dice’s unstoppable offense. That’s all from this

duck and maybe with our double header we will pull out another win.

Shenanigans

A well fought battle between Ball Lawbers and Shenanigans in the late game. Most of the game was tied at 1 with tons of defense. Shenanigans pulled away and held of a bases loaded/no out 5th inning. In the end, the Ball Lawbers didn't lob enough balls to stop all the crazy shenanigans (side note, team chugger is still undefeated through 2 seasons)

Teams that were too busy playing with their capes and saving baby seals to write into the GMOT

Your Mom

Dice.

Pitches Be Crazy

American Riff Raff

Drunken Monkeys

Bob Loblaws Ball Lawbers