Week 2 Game Recap
Mile
High Riptide: For Riptide's first game we
decided HEY why would we need 11 players in the field, 8 is just fine, so we
conveniently had our last girl get stuck in traffic...Meanwhile, Anna "Oh
No You Didn't" Branton demonstrated an MVP performance frolicking through
Right Field snatching all sorts of balls...proving Minnesota people CAN catch.
For our second matchup, Amber "My Pants are Fancier Than Yours"
Kirchmer decided to show up, however she was scratched and bruised BEFORE we
even started the game, causing many teammates to insist on her purchasing new
carpet. In other news, Graham Cracker is
still currently recovering from all of the publicity he received after his ESPN
top ten play broadcast of his AMAAAAZING freakish midair catch.
We
look forward to continuing our undefeated season, I was told the undefeated
team gets a cookie.
G'day
Mate!
The
Peeps Show: The table was set for
epicness as The Peeps Show took on the Pink Tacos. With warms ups over and
everyone with a solid game face, the players took their positions. The Peeps
were the favorite and didn't disappoint. We starting strong and as the allstar
players continued to show their experience, a victory all but seemed certain.
Yet the the Tacos made a run, showing uncanny form and precision as they closed
the gap. But in the end, Peep experience prevailed as Evelyn flipped the last
cup to secure a Peep victory on the Flip Cup Table. Chirp Chirp!!!
On
a side note we also won some sort of kickball game 9-6. To be expected of
course...
The
Pink Tacos: So we tried out this
thing where we wear skirts...Jeff has the best leg on the team so of course he
rocked it. He looked way better than Mark, even though Mark’s skirt was
waaaaayyyy shorter (shhhh don’t tell him though, we don’t want him to feel
bad!). We did a lot of clapping and there may have been a queef or two along
the way, but we managed to give the Peeps Show some pretty serious lip service.
Better believe we’ll be lubed up and ready for a re-match Week 7. I hear lube makes Peeps dissolve....
Oh
yeah, and we dominated at flip cup. Mostly because everyone was distracted by
Jeff’s legs.
The
Codfather’s Kickballers: After facing
10 consecutive giant athletic men in a very serious lineup, Codfather's
Kickballers were a bit disheartened to drop 4 runs in the opening inning. With the sun glaring, and the onslaught
continuing, hopes faded quickly with another 4 run loss in the second
inning. But in kickball, hope never dies,
and the kickballers were determined to rally.
With the captain bringing in a run in the third inning and executing a
brilliant double play to stop the bleeding in the 4th, a glimmer of hope
sparked into a fire of determination as a second run was scored in the top of
the 5th! Of course, only as they took
the field, full of pride and ready to execute the best comeback in kickball
history, did they realize they were the away team…the game was over…hope was
lost…and the bar beckoned…
Final
Score: 10-2, Codfather's Kickballers lose…
Sit
on My Base: Without talking too much
trash, we thrashed them, our rag-tag group of misfits started like a
date...tough in the beginning, hard at the end. J-Pro started the game with a
strong kick. Steve delivered an amazing pitching performance. The whole team
worked together to close the innings quickly, and I did my best to talk crap
and get dirty looks from MIB.
Side note, Next week we face the "peep"
show...but we already took'em down at flip cup....so yeah...just saying.
The Most
Interesting Balls in the World: We
lost 8-7. Down 8-3, in the bottom of the
fifth, The Most Interesting Balls in the World! mounted a fierce rally, only to
fall short by one run in the end.
However, we won the most important part of any game, the chug off, where
we remain undefeated!
Late
Night Layups: After some debate on
the lady issue...we got the game rolling but were unable to lay it up against
the Riptide this week. We did Lay it UP in style over the flip cup table with
and against The Peeps Show and The Pink Tacos.
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