Week 2 Game Recap
Stu Gotz Coming from Behind came to play after losing to Stu
Gotz 3 times during the spring season. They caught Stu Gotz sleeping and took
an early 7 run lead to start the first inning. Once Stu Gotz noticed the
"sweaty goats" signs the CFB team made comparing them to Satan, they
decided to play for keeps. Stu Gotz rapidly closed the gap and took the lead
near the last inning. Once they secured a comfortable lead, energy was kept for
the second game of the double header.
After a major "come from behind" victory in
the first game of the double header, Stu Gotz played with confidence. They took
a commanding lead in the first inning and played as a team through the rest of
the game. However, because Stu Gotz plays with sportsmanship, they were careful
not to rub the victory in the other teams face. Stu Gotz is off to a hot 3-0
start this summer season. STU!!!!!!!!!
Your Mom Your Mom, WAKA’s 2010 Best Overall Team, returned the
Cuernavaca’s battlefield. Miraculously, the team did not destroy their latest
headquarters, The LoDominion, after the Spring season. However overzealous Your
Mom fans led to the relocation of the headquarters’ main entrance. Predictably,
this resulted in Brant “CLOOOOOSE talker” Gilbert wandering slack-jawed near El
Chapultapec mumbling incoherently. Brant was later rescued by Lissa “Kate”
Mokrohisky as she strolled home singing sweetly to a bottle of gin.
Captain Emily “EZ Eeee” Berman’s team of supermodels
took on close friends, Coming From Behind, this week. Your Mom, active
supporters of the LGBT community, were surprised by a sign the opposition
brought to the game, but managed a handy victory nonetheless.
Off the field, the team is still getting used to the
new bar’s “rules.” The flip cup and beer pong tables are inviting, and the
prices are fair, but since when is peeing on the bar "offensive?"
Your Mom managed a few drinking victories before stumbling back home. When
asked for comment, Captain Berman responded, “Gunn Millp [sic?].”
Coming From Behind Part 2: The Reach
Around
Coming From Behind 2 played a double header this week,
first taking on our arch nemesis The Sweaty Goats.
For the first game we started fast and made a dent in
the three plus cases of beer and had a 7-0 lead after the third inning.
But the beer caught up with us and we got distracted
by sign making for our next game in the fourth inning.
Kinda the same story for the second game, only this
time Your Mom and the refs really liked our signs.
I think we represented at the bar again showing up in
numbers, dominating at flip cup and beer bong, and being generally AMAZING.
Cab driver got a little unhappy after someone
misplaced some bodily fluid in his cab.
Kicked out of Illegal Pete’s because partially passing
out at the table is not allowed.
Some hook ups, not saying who but they did take
place.
All of this happened.
So to wrap it up, just a normal Friday night for Coming
From Behind 2 the Reach Around.
Since Dice is on deck I see it happening again this
Friday only with a win!
Drinkers With a Kicking Problem DWAK this week left the shit-storm of week one and
came back with a 14-1 victory. The team does have an astounding 2-0 record in
the all important category of chugging crisp beers for home field. We would
like and intend to play home field the rest of the season. Last but not least
the Big Ass Nachos are key to a succesful beer pong win series with the right
amount of cheesy grease.
Dice.
You know you wanna.....SHAKE ‘EM!
Pitches Be Crazy Where My Pitches AT????????
Shenanigans
Drunken Monkeys
Bob Loblaws Ball Lawbers Our new Mascots!
American Riff Raff After the party, there’s our after-party. Good news. You're invited.
It’s ok, we’ll pick you up. We know where you live.
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